- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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