How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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