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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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