Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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