What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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