did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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