If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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How you know when dislextic

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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