- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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