Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

haha black people :D

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A American seeking into mexico

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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