- Anti Joke

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

you give like i give lomain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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