In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Anti Joke

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