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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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