Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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