- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's the new green? Green

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What are annoying? Ads.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Horse.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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