Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Women's rights.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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