- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

I'm Coming

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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