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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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