- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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