- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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