- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Dumbledore dies.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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