Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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