- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

God is real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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