- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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