- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock Knock Come in

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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