- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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