What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Knock Knock Come in

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Once upon a time a was born

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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