- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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