- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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