- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man goes to the potty.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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