Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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