how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Take wrong turns

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

HEY!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

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