What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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