How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Take part of what?

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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