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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's worse than this That :(

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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