What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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