- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Chris Bosh's neck

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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