Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Yes

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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