- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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