how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Tall asians

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Andoni was here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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