Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

noah is a scrub jungle

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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