your mom.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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All of these jokes are about white people

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Anti Joke

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