- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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