A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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VITAMIN C!

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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