One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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drugs.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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