- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

I <3 Hitler

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

"Knock knock" Come in!

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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