What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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