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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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