- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A seal walks into a club.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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