How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A seal walks into a club.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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