how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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